Today, the world's top 5 Meeting Prophets have gathered to discuss the fate of humanity. Topics of discussion include:
- The meaning of "synergy" in the context of team-building exercises.
- The optimal ratio of coffee to water in the conference room.
- The best ways to subtly hint at your assistant's impending doom.
- The art of making PowerPoint presentations look visually appealing.
- The ethics of microwaving fish in the office break room.